You remember me Schlumping around on Hamburg’s public transport? Well check out this take on Hamburg’s HVV network: in English! It’s pretty hilarious - my favourite is “Adjustingen”.
(Click for the full-size map. Thanks to Klaussi for the link. Edit: Thanks to Scott for the heads-up about the broken link, now fixed.)
Hamburg bus instructions:
Stand at Rathaus. Notice time to next bus posted on electronic board. Notice time to next bus pass by. Notice new time posted for next bus. Wait some more. Wait a little more. Board bus when it finally arrives. Lurch home.
Repeat.
Check out Horst Prillinger’s translation of the London Tube map:
http://homepage.univie.ac.at/horst.prillinger/metro/m/londonundergroundmapgerman.html
The original is here:
http://www.tfl.gov.uk/assets/downloads/standard-tube-map.pdf
My favourite is “Schwarze Brüder”.
He also has two english translations of the Vienna underground network:
http://homepage.univie.ac.at/horst.prillinger/metro/m/v-english.html
http://homepage.univie.ac.at/horst.prillinger/metro/m/v-english-serious.html