Further evidence of umlaut abuse!

I found this and just couldn’t resist. As I was flicking through an English cuisine magazine (WHAT! It’s hard to find English-language magazines here!), just look at what I found.

Which LOLCAKAOPULIA will volunteer to write a firmly worded letter defending the umlaut?

addthis_url = ‘http%3A%2F%2Fwww.miss-verstaendnis.com%2F2008%2F05%2F10%2Ffurther-evidence-of-umlaut-abuse%2F’;
addthis_title = ‘Further+evidence+of+umlaut+abuse%21′;
[...]

Pass auf, Englischers!

addthis_url = ‘http%3A%2F%2Fwww.miss-verstaendnis.com%2F2008%2F01%2F22%2Fpass-auf-englischers%2F’;
addthis_title = ‘Pass+auf%2C+Englischers%21′;
addthis_pub = ”;

Where do you like to shop?

Hmm…